It has the only surviving collection of Bugarti wall calendars replete with scantily clad Spanish ladies showing their deep affection for the three wheelers.
“I’m on a whiskey diet…Last week I lost three days.”
“No more walking around like a sexless alien. Say goodbye to goldfish looks. No need to worry about facemelt.”
Visitors will still be able to locate and visit relatives’ graves without compromising airport security.
Next time you hear of a murder, a war, a terror attack or just a kid randomly shooting his class up, you can smile in the knowledge that you know the weapon was Swiss made.
“No one wants to hear these politicians but most people want to see them. I’m going to arrange that.”
So she’s created waxworks of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, put them in a mobile visitor center and set off on a road trip that includes all places where Hillary and Trump failed to stop on their campaign trails.
It started with Hansel and Gretel and now it’s a massive sweet trail through the United States.
Many people are surprised to hear that the USA and Russia are separated by a narrow channel of water called the Bering Strait. This water used to be the only defense America had in combating communist and other foreign infiltration, avoiding all-out nuclear war. In 2002, the State Department called in Professor U Ne Win…
Satisfied that human sacrifice had been abolished, Ethelvgne raped, pillaged and murdered all residents over the age of three, as is the Viking way, and returned to Gothenburg.
Ever since Nuon Chea, Cambodia’s most famous explorer, set foot in what was then Canaan, and declared Canaan part of the Cambodian empire, the Cambodians have had a love affair with Jerusalem.
With a sly smile he turns to the children and says, “if you haven’t kicked a horse in the bollocks you haven’t lived!”
Wayne has been the most popular male and female name for babies for the past 5 years in succession in the United States.